We deploy synchronized, 2-person blitz teams that roll into luxury Island sanctuaries, execute our signature 69-Point Protocol with special-forces efficiency, and get out without disrupting the client's day. We require high internal drive, a "Hawk Eye" for detail, and a great sense of humor. (No actual bunnies are harmed in this process. Dust variety only).

How to Apply: Candidates must bypass boring, generic resume text and run our custom application gauntlet by filling out the official Dust Bunny Assassin Application Form at: https://www.sudsandspuds.ca/jointheteam